I'd like to formally apologize for depriving you all of my cunning wit and linguistic brilliance for the past several months. I really have no excuse, other than laziness.
My fall consisted of catching huge Brown trout in the back yard, somehow scraping out a 3.5 GPA last semester, and cooking lots of food with the lady friend. In other words, it was awesome.
Winter break was mostly occupied by hanging out at the mountain house, shooting stuff, drinking whiskey, and an unsuccessful elk hunt west of Craig, CO. Also, of course, lots of watching Peyton Manning be awesome, which leads me to my next point:
Go Broncos! Superbowl, baby! Woooooooooooo!
Anyway, today was my first day back in class, and I'm actually quite excited for this semester. (I can hear you all asking, "Where's the real Jack? What have you done with him, imposter!?" Rest assured, it's weird for me too.) Now that I've gently but thoroughly warmed my thinking muscle back up to its pre-military operating temperature, I find that learnin' stuff quite easy and natural. I can even math! Look at me go!
Of course, with the return of the students, the automotive monkeyfuck that is Fort Collins traffic is restored to its on-season levels of insanity, as is my lack of tolerance for humanity in general and dipshit drivers in particular. In addition to all of the things from my last post, snow and ice are often factors here this time of year, and it appears that many of you fucktarded mouth-breathers have never encountered this phenomenon before, despite the fact that around 70% of the country receives regular or semi-regular winter snowfall. But I digress.
I'm currently house hunting in Fort Collins, which, while exciting, is actually a huge pain in the ass. The market at the moment dictates that one be ready, cash in hand, and not hesitate to make an offer on a good house. In addition, I am, or was, relatively clueless as to the ins and outs of purchasing a home, although I'm quickly learning. Fortunately, my old man knows real estate like nobody's business, so he's watching my six and making sure I don't do anything stupid.
Nothing else, really... gonna work my way through this Great Divide Brewer's Picks 12 pack and make some dinner soon.
Go Broncos!
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