I noticed something today that many of you will find trivial. However, most of you gearheads out there will either relate to this or curse me for it, so that is relevant enough for me to comment. Today is another unseasonably warm day, so everyone (including me) has their bikes or hot rods out and washed. I picked the 'vette today.
Have you ever noticed that every "factory aftermarket" Mustang has one of those big, douchey windshield banners - ROUSH or SALEEN or what have you? I see a lot of CAMARO, FORD, and giant Chevy bowties as well, usually on semi shitty 80s and 90 muscle cars or lowered trucks. What you don't see is CORVETTE ZO6, FERRARI 599, 911TURBO... see what I'm getting at here?
You know how I know the guy in the Z06 or the Porsche owns a Z06 or a Porsche? He's fucking driving one! Mind = blown. This therefore leads me to the conclusion that our friend in the Roush feels the need to differentiate himself from the rest of the Mustang crowd... further following this train of thought, he understands that the basic car his is built on is such a screaming shit heap, and so unworthy of respect, that even he is embarrassed to be associated with them. Thus, he puts a giant dickhead windshield banner on the thing to advertise "Look! I'm not like the rest of those twats in Mustangs, mine is different!"
Yeah, whatever guy, you can supercharge a piece of shit and what do you get? A supercharged piece of shit.
Fuck Mustangs, get money.
Oh, and fuck basically everyone in a new Camaro that isn't a ZL1 or a Z/28. Don't wave at me, we're not buddies just because we share a motor. And your giant Camaro banner makes you look like a snatch napkin.
With love,
Jack
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